January 2011
Watching the wonderful sex god that is Ewan...
Eurgh, bitches should be cut...
and the overly camp gay dude across from me.
Come to the empty couches because their empty and...
I’m just sitting here like..
More of them keep turning up…
That horrific moment when you're about to hit the...
kill-all-idiots:
~or a typo.
What do you do when you're 10 minutes late for a...
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this...
crimsun:
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Prolapsed arse?
Not had anyone big enough to cause it and plenty of lube to prevent it. (Y)
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How awesome is morning sex?
You’ve asked me this before. :P
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